lol i can html lol
  • Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?




what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via charlesleeray)


"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via i-suck-dick)


hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via gryffodair)


Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via crazy-chocobo)


prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via sticks-n-st0nes)