lol i can html lol

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

(Source: worldsenough, via hummingbird-hooligan)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via ha-ze)

coolator:

when i worked at mcdonalds we would eat mcnuggets and write them off as waste

greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

image

(via intensional)

monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

(via they-re-a-littlebit-bison)

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: metaknighty, via pizza)